3rd party and independent contestants only from this point forward

i've been a loyal voting democrat for 24 years, that stops now

i'm not a racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, bent on selling fear duplicative condescending asshat capable of cognitive dissonance explaining away hypocrisy, so i can't be a tea-bagging republican

i'm not a authoritarian corporatist sell-out either, so i can't be a spineless democrat

3rd party and independent contestants only from this point forward